Cheddar and Horseradish?

Now maybe you think this sounds good? Well what about if they are combined to make a chip flavoring?
Well now they are and let me tell you from experience, it's kinda like a punch in the mouth packed with flavor and not just a little bit either, I am talking about all the way around. Now I do love these chips and I also love turning them onto new people especially my fellow horseradish lovers but if you aren't then watch out because i will probably surprise the ever living crap out of you! I won't tell you the flavor until after you eat one down cause your face the first second that horseradish kicks in, and let me tell you it's not light either, looks something like the first time you tried to fight against the sour of those damned blue raspberry war heads! It never gets old either, I walked from person to person in my section at work and just surprised the ever living crap outta their taste buds!
And I do believe this was the face of just a couple horseradish hating unsuspecting customers of my chips! Now you must agree that this would be worth every cent spent on the chips other than the pure enjoyment I got out of eating them! So do yourself a favor and run over to ze gas station, or your local Herr chips dealer and get a bag all for yourself to either rub in peoples faces or just enjoy all to your lonesome! Seriously though Go do it, and go right meow!

Cheating Skanks

Whats the fucking point you ask? Well don't ask me because I'm not the one who decided to do it! Once again I was on the receiving end of this, and guess what this has happened to me more times then I can count since I was about 16. When it started happening around 16 and 17 I just quit having relationships instead I turned into a typical ass hole. I slept with chicks then stopped calling and texting. So inso facto ladies if you are reading this i dont know whether or not you see what turned me into the guy I am today, but if you cant I will spell it out for you then.....ITS FUCKING YOU! You want to be treated like shit, so you walk all over us nice guys that just want to be something good in your life and give you the world and you take full advantage of this! Turning guys into and i quote (and you can quote me on this quote unquote) "sluts and dicks!" If you didnt want to sub consciously be treated like shit then there would be less problems in the world with guys becoming what Ive turned into. At first I was a nice romantic guy, probably the typical guy a chick wants to be with in a way...and then after being fucked over so many times it straight turned me into a fuck em and dump em attitude in a way. Now I am not saying that I am not willing to give it up and go back to what I was but you would have to give me reason to do this.


Recently, sayyy oh Idk a couple weeks maybe 3 I met this girl while at the beach which was cool right? Wrong, I thought she gave me good reason to go back to the guy that I used to be...So I did and guess what! Right after I do she no longer likes me cheats on me and laughs as she breaks up with me about it.

She was from a kinda broken home and from a poor family in the "ghetto" which didnt bother me before, but after you spit on me metaphorically speaking, then you have just royally pissed me off! So instead of just taking the break up with a grain of salt like I was, I (and again metaphorically speaking) Haucked a lugey back on her, right in the eye to where the bitch deserved. I told her that she probably got paid for the sex, not more than maybe 6 dollars if the guy(s) were generous, and just said thats what happens when you come from a family that treats you like shit and from the ghetto right? You become a prostitute? Or is that just what happens when Drunk ass daddy misses a lot of dance recitals when your a kid....you grow up to blow a goat on the internet.

I dont think i was to far in the wrong for this, the skank provoked me, however ladies if you all are reading this then just know that its your fault why I am like I am in relationships, its your fault that I treat you like shit, and the worst part is its not just me...........You all have done this to so many people that its almost like a pandemic with guys now!

So if you want this to change from guys then guess how it tis gonna come about.....by you fucking changing! Just like how everyone claimed we needed change from a shit president to a cock sucking president! It happens so change yourselves if you want us to not be such pricks!

Thanks for stopping by and reading my latest rant, I hope you enjoyed it and will be back soon with a funny one in the near future...

Nick

Truly Think It Through

If you arent in the military and are considering enlisting then really and truly think hard on the decision, decide if your health is worth the benefits, or if you will make a career in it, cause if not its hard to keep yourself going everyday its hard to wake up and see a point in it. If you cant really think for yourself then maybe its right for you if you are a leader then dont go enlisted cause there is just to much brain washing involved. Ive come down to start feeling that if you do become a leader or in better terms usually about an E6 to E7 and above that on more than three quarters of the time you have been brain washed past the point of return and are now pushing it onto others and doing the same for the military to others that was done to you...this is my experience thus far and the light is barely visible but still there, this changes on occasion but for the most part gets worse and worse. I dont feel im the only one who feels this way, and i think most the time i may of been a little better off just not joining but who knows since i cant just go back on it, who knows the truth behind how Im feeling cause i dont even know if i am see that truth right now! I look back and wish that i wouldn't of just joined on a impulse decision, had I of really thought it out I may of been able to avoid all of the anguish that I now feel like I'm putting myself through.

Nick here...

Im Nick and welcome to my blog, its not gonna be for being funny although you will hopefully be able to get some laughs out of it, its more for me to talk out what all is going through my head. I didnt think i would ever be creating my own blog but look at me now. I came up with the idea to do a blog through a status that i wrote out for myself on facebook that ended up becoming wayyyy longer than any status should be. I am also in the Navy, do i like well thats for you to decide through some of my posts. like the one to follow will give you a good grasp on how I am feeling at this current point in time. I will Also be doing some random rants and discussing the way i feel I've become a little fucked in the head. Well I hope you enjoy these cause i do believe that I sure will!