Stupidity Much?

There is this guy that I work with and he randomly comes up with extremely dumb and moronic ideas that he thinks are some of the greatest things to him and really only him. Well he will take said idea and tell us (all of his co workers) his great idea so that away we look at him with a blank expression or ask why the hell he just so happened to decide to waste our time but of course that's just in a nut shell.

So tonight he walks up to our leading petty officer and starts to tell him one of his grand schemes. AG1 then looks at him not even five seconds into the idiocracy and I quote "No go tell this story to Neal so that away he can tell me whether its a waste of my time or something that I would want to know."

Bennett then decides to walk over and tell us said idea. Now ingeniously I decide this may be a good idea to listen in and join the conversation as if I think he may actually give us something not useless and retarded. But no of course he doesn't, Neal just starts saying no no no you better not walk over there and waste his time like you did ours!

Well here you go I will not hold you back anymore on this story and give you the juicy guts of it.

"I want to make a cake that's a red velvet cake, and make it into the shape of a person. You know full body and all. Then after doing this I'd eat this cake but during the time that I am cutting it, it will then look like blood because the inside would be red from the red velvet being red...."

Now I hope you can understand is that wasn't even one of his worse ones, he has had some that were so bad we still quote them on a fairly hourly basis.

I hope you enjoy the stupidity from this evening, i bid you goodnight!